beachycove: Alberta, so...that probably won't work...thanks though...
Blinkenlightz: I had a spindle full of I don't know what kind of CD-Rs, which I tried at the lowest speed my computer can do (4x). Then I picked up some Sony CD-Rs, not sure on the size, I think 700 MB. I'll have to see if I can get 650MB to try, if those can even be found anymore.
On another note, anyone have a known-good A/UX backup image they can point me in the direction of? If I know the image is good, I can rule that out.