Me and Paw were dirt poor ADB cable farmers in the dustbowl. Maw ran off with thet thar fancy Lisa from the next valley. Paw jes never came good after that day. Pretty soon, he up and passed away, and I buried him out back by the floppy disk orchard.
So I quit peripheral farming, and signed me up with the MLA, hoping to see me some real action. Sometimes I miss Maw and Paw and the ole house, and Clarus the dogcow, but there ain't nothing like the thrill of recapping an analogue board, or field-stripping a Quadra 800 in the dark, to give a feller a sense o' satisfaction.
It's a man's* life in the MLA! Join up today!
*YMMV