@Huxley That's an Apple Djinn, by the way. It was only sold in France. I think it was a fax modem + Minitel gateway. I've always wanted to get one, too, as I believe it still works as a standard modem even if (unfortunately) Minitel isn't around anymore
Haha, that's totally fair - I couldn't help referencing this stupid meme that I keep chuckling at whenever I see it...
OMG, now I need to do this! Quick, away to the Trading Post, to see if I can secure one of these goofy little modem gadgets!!
Hahahaha dammit, now I have a totally-practical reason to justify getting a 3D printer! Look what you've done!!