Doesn't sunscreen wear off because of sweat and swimming in the pool? I would imagine there are UV coatings for a variety of industrial applications, but are there reversable UV coatings. Every once and a while someone says they'll try clearcoating a Retrobrite situation, but real science-y trials are hard to come by. Hear me out: if clearcoatings are often too difficult to remove, but sunscreen comes off in water, this might be a good solution if the sunscreen doesn't hurt the plastic. Now, my wife has makeup with SPF and she is very much alive and healthy. So, this crazy idea might be more possible than I initially thought.