Why? It's not THAT hard... though if you refuse to use the first text-based tool you find, then no, Slackware isn't for you.
Kubuntu probably would suit you well, though.
(Note to clarify: No offense was intended in the previous. Please do not take any without permission. If you wish to have some offense, ask politely and I will provide it. Thank you)
(Another note to clarify: The previous note was a sarcastic allusion to the fact that many of the members of the human race take it upon themselves to find offense in every situation. In no way, shape, or form, am I implying that any members of this forum are the same, but I felt it was necessary to clarify since some may or may not be.)