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llamaboy487 Full Member USA 516 Posts	Posted - 06 Aug 2003 : 21:01:15 Q: What's The Difference Between A Bad Golfer And A Bad Skydiver? A: A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack. ________________________ IBM PS/2 Fanboy http://www.kevcave.tk = The Kevcave Manager, the llama-X project..
maclover5 LC Doctor/Hot Rodder Australia 5830 Posts	Posted - 06 Aug 2003 : 21:14:43 HAR!™ "**** em" - Jobs in regards to customers Warrior maclover5 68kMLA Official 68kMLA Detective Number of 68ks Liberated: 7 Number of Contraband (PPC) Liberated from the Dumpster: 1
Christophillis Forums Squadron Commander USA 688 Posts	Posted - 06 Aug 2003 : 21:27:36 Lol -------------------- Christophillis- Portable Squadren Commander 68k Macintosh Liberation Army Total 68k Macs Liberated: 6.02x10^23 Or just 6 Number One, you have the helm. I'll be in my ready room.
The Balance Of Judgement Senior Member Ivory Coast 1006 Posts	Posted - 07 Aug 2003 : 02:32:49 I'd rather be the bad golfer. Insurance is cheaper and risks don't ouweight the results. Not to mention any fatal errors have less drastic results.
maclover5 LC Doctor/Hot Rodder Australia 5830 Posts	Posted - 07 Aug 2003 : 03:20:23 Exactly. "**** em" - Jobs in regards to customers Warrior maclover5 68kMLA Official 68kMLA Detective Number of 68ks Liberated: 7 Number of Contraband (PPC) Liberated from the Dumpster: 1
The Balance Of Judgement Senior Member Ivory Coast 1006 Posts	Posted - 07 Aug 2003 : 08:11:27 There are 3 men lying in beds at the hospital and sadly the hospital only has room for one of them, and the other two must be flown out to another area to be treated. The doctors decides he will decide who stays by what ailments they have. So he asks them what is wrong. The first man says he has a broken back, as does the second man. The third man says count me in, I have a broken back to. So the doctor thinks this isn't going to be as easy as it looks. So he tells them to say how they broke thier back and he will decide from there. The first man says he came home from work, and his apartment door was open. He goes inside to see a thief unhooking his TV! He was really mad so he chased this guy around the apartment trying to catch him.He somehow loses him. He's still really mad, then he sees this guy hanging from the open window, clutching to the edge. So he's really mad and takes a lamp and starts to smash at the guy's fingers untill he lets go. But the guy lands on the awning and does a flip and manages to land on his feet. The guy is still mad so he goes in his kitchen and drags the fridge out and drop it on the guy below. But as he drops it, his sleeve catches and he's pulled under the fridge, so it lands on him too. The other guys says, well, I am a window cleaner and my scaffold broke. Luckily I managed to hang on to this window sill that was open. But then this crazy guy starts smashing at my fingers with a lamp! I couldn't stand the pain no more so I had to let go, but I managed to land on my feet. But then this guy dropped this fridge on me, and I got a broken back. The doctor turns to the third guy and asks how he broke his back. "Well, you see, I was inside this fridge......"
llamaboy487 Full Member USA 516 Posts	Posted - 07 Aug 2003 : 13:13:33 ________________________ IBM PS/2 Fanboy http://www.kevcave.tk = The Kevcave Manager, the llama-X project..
catsdorule Senior Member Canada 1627 Posts	Posted - 07 Aug 2003 : 14:07:34 OMG THAT IS AWESOME!!! Well... We like to call it ÜberGather2k6/7 Edited by - catsdorule on 07 Aug 2003 14:18:31
maclover5 LC Doctor/Hot Rodder Australia 5830 Posts	Posted - 07 Aug 2003 : 14:18:20 quote: OMG THAT IS AWESOME!!! Well... We like to call it ÜberGather2k6/7 Sure is! "**** em" - Jobs in regards to customers Warrior maclover5 68kMLA Official 68kMLA Detective Number of 68ks Liberated: 7 Number of Contraband (PPC) Liberated from the Dumpster: 1
The Balance Of Judgement Senior Member Ivory Coast 1006 Posts	Posted - 07 Aug 2003 : 15:25:59 I have more. When I have some time I'll post em.

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