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emaq123
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USA
258 Posts		 Posted - 02 Jun 2003 :  19:55:25
I found this in my inbox today. For some reason Apple Mail couldn't tell it was spam. I can't blame it, I'm not quite sure what it says.

quote:

From 8O33jc3sP51p@243X.aol.com Mon Jun 2 19:26:58 2003
X-Apparently-To: emaq@xxx.xxx via 216.136.175.71; 02 Jun 2003 16:20:07 -0700 (PDT)
X-YahooFilteredBulk: 24.92.20.167
Return-Path: <tsam6dauib@msn.com>
Received: from 24.92.20.167 (EHLO aol.com) (24.92.20.167)
by mta187.mail.scd.yahoo.com with SMTP; 02 Jun 2003 16:20:00 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Science has finally done it :) (4KLbtajG2)
From: Degraw Nones <8O33jc3sP51p@243X.aol.com>
To: Dorsey Fiorenza <Palms@netscape.net>
Date: Mon, 2 Jun 2003 19:20:01 -0100
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="IR5jxPoXn4uf34ASY32ao2f5e1lvao7QYc34w38e0OhBBVVxyCkO1JA4Dp5cbvdY2d4pF3am"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit


Is nSpldow pMetabolijspm tPrevsecntinng Yfou Fmraom cLhoksing Whemimghth?

hClcicik jhegrle and rfinialaly agept ssomke rkesduiltmss.

bHgGoH hkams sbeehen spperccinalllky jfnormhujlpabteed mto fiknpcrraehapse thde effaectjivnencehsms ooff eylourr boedy rto cbfrgesaak fdotwcn efnebrfgy thnapt dhaps been stojrpetd in ysocur bnodifes fmaat ccehlkls.
hImn mfachth, ict iis jso gelffecrtivie tahaat ypous'lkl ekvedn ilomsse cwbegioghkt mwsheihle yopu rrcenslt.

mCllpick jhlerrde ganod sheme rhtow sHGqH can fhelp cyou lacphtibegvje yhogunr wteigght tloeshs igaocahlsb.

eTo hstdohp all pfqufturre offerqs crlbick hteere


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Edited by - emaq123 on 02 Jun 2003 21:07:49
cory5412
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USA
4679 Posts		 Posted - 02 Jun 2003 :  20:09:31
that's almost as bad as the night my "safe eMail" account got NINE messages!!

2 were for farm sluts and the other seven were ALL from Abidjan... :sigh:

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maclover5
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Australia
5830 Posts		 Posted - 02 Jun 2003 :  20:19:16
...and just what the fsck was that message supposed to say?

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4679 Posts		 Posted - 02 Jun 2003 :  20:32:13
... "we may never know"
those spammers don't know what spell check is

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emaq123
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USA
258 Posts		 Posted - 02 Jun 2003 :  21:06:58
quote:

Is nSpldow pMetabolijspm tPrevsecntinng Yfou Fmraom cLhoksing Whemimghth?

Is ??? Metabolism Preventing You From Losing Weight?

I'm not sure the rest is worth the effort

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cory5412
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4679 Posts		 Posted - 02 Jun 2003 :  21:12:08
HOW the heck are we supposed to figure THAT out?

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maclover5
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Australia
5830 Posts		 Posted - 02 Jun 2003 :  21:15:54
ah LOL now i get it!

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cory5412
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4679 Posts		 Posted - 02 Jun 2003 :  22:03:28
Even so... that's the worst grammar and spelling EVER!!

they had to INTENTIONALLY make it that way

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maclover5
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Australia
5830 Posts		 Posted - 02 Jun 2003 :  22:46:00
Of course.

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G4from128k
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USA
873 Posts		 Posted - 03 Jun 2003 :  04:40:38
My wife gets strange spams like that too. She has one very old e-mail addy that gets about 80-100 spams per day. She also gets ones that must be some sort of unicode. The entire message looks like accented French vowels.

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Australia
5830 Posts		 Posted - 03 Jun 2003 :  06:07:10
Anyone remember my spam thread, with the hypenated words?

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USA
873 Posts		 Posted - 03 Jun 2003 :  06:29:03
quote:
Even so... that's the worst grammar and spelling EVER!!

they had to INTENTIONALLY make it that way

Cory is 100% right! Somewhere I think there is a spammer that is saying "HA HA, Made you look!" They converted this spam into an intriguing little word puzzle that gets people to try a figure out what it says.

gHnafve a bGnreat vDnay

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Australia
5830 Posts		 Posted - 03 Jun 2003 :  06:36:57
dwrYefgs.

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emaq123
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USA
258 Posts		 Posted - 03 Jun 2003 :  07:34:15
quote:

My wife gets strange spams like that too. She has one very old e-mail addy that gets about 80-100 spams per day. She also gets ones that must be some sort of unicode. The entire message looks like accented French vowels.

That's what I've got here also. My public email account is on yahoo and is over 7 years old I believe. I seem to get every piece of spam out there. Apple mail does a good job catching it. I only see 10-15 spams in my inbox per week now. I just wish I could catch them at the server so I didn't download them. One day I will have a static IP and my own mailserver will be the first thing I put online.

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foetoid
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USA
554 Posts		 Posted - 03 Jun 2003 :  08:23:33
quote:

Is Slow Metabolism Preventing You From Losing Wheight?

Click here and finally get some results.

HGH has been specially formulated to increase the efectiveness of your body to break down energy that has been stored in your bodies fat cells.
hImn mfachth, it is so effective that you'll even lose weight while you rest.

Click here and see how HGH can help you lacphtibegvje your weight loss igaocahlsb.

To stop all future offers click here

I got bored so I decided to decode it... the underlined stuff I couldn't figure out.... Can anyone else?

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554 Posts		 Posted - 03 Jun 2003 :  08:29:07
quote:

quote:

My wife gets strange spams like that too. She has one very old e-mail addy that gets about 80-100 spams per day. She also gets ones that must be some sort of unicode. The entire message looks like accented French vowels.

That's what I've got here also. My public email account is on yahoo and is over 7 years old I believe. I seem to get every piece of spam out there. Apple mail does a good job catching it. I only see 10-15 spams in my inbox per week now. I just wish I could catch them at the server so I didn't download them. One day I will have a static IP and my own mailserver will be the first thing I put online.

emaq123

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sssshhh! I've had my newest hotmail account over a year now and haven't recieved one piece of SPAM... How long will the luck last?

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G4from128k
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USA
873 Posts		 Posted - 03 Jun 2003 :  08:52:50
quote:

quote:

..... lacphtibegvje your weight loss igaocahlsb.

To stop all future offers click here

I got bored so I decided to decode it... the underlined stuff I couldn't figure out.... Can anyone else?

achieve your weight loss goals.

ACK! I got sucked into spammer's puzzle! Be gone foul weightloss meme!

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llamaboy487
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USA
516 Posts		 Posted - 03 Jun 2003 :  16:04:20
quote:

quote:

Is Slow Metabolism Preventing You From Losing Wheight?

Click here and finally get some results.

HGH has been specially formulated to increase the efectiveness of your body to break down energy that has been stored in your bodies fat cells.
hImn mfachth, it is so effective that you'll even lose weight while you rest.

Click here and see how HGH can help you lacphtibegvje your weight loss igaocahlsb.

To stop all future offers click here

I got bored so I decided to decode it... the underlined stuff I couldn't figure out.... Can anyone else?


hImn mfachth, it is so effective that you'll even lose weight while you rest.

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foetoid
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USA
554 Posts		 Posted - 03 Jun 2003 :  20:45:05
oops, didn't realized I missed somethin...

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4679 Posts		 Posted - 03 Jun 2003 :  20:59:56
I don't usually get spam at my uReach address... it's been really bad lately...

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5830 Posts		 Posted - 03 Jun 2003 :  21:31:21
quote:

sssshhh! I've had my newest hotmail account over a year now and haven't recieved one piece of SPAM... How long will the luck last?

Not very long.

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