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Kady Mae's hangover cure

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Kady Mae Junior Member USA 261 Posts	Posted - 27 Jan 2003 : 12:59:04 You've gotten blind stinking drunk. You might have even hurked into the toilet/gutter/bushes. Before you close your eyes and go to sleepdrink 1 full cup of water The intense headache pain portion of the hangover is caused by dehydration and toxic byproducts of alcohol metabolism, which are now more concetrated because you're dehydrated. Drinking water before sleeping helps the dehydration. When you wake up, have bananas and ginger ale. The bananas are easy for your upset digestive tract to handle (you've just poured in lotsa alcohol. The natural flora and fauna of you intestines do not like this). Plus the bananas are full of potasium, which you need The ginger extract in ginger ale helps settle your stomach. You can also just chew a tiny bit of ginger or candied ginger. Take ibuprophen (motrin) never, EVER tylenol. (Your liver must metabolize tylenol in much the same way you metabolize alcohol, and this increases the strain and damage to your liver.) After your headache and intestinal problems have settled down a bit, it's time for your first real meal of the day. Make it something greasy. I don't know why, but this makes you feel better than something wholesome and healthy. Bacon and Eggs, Grilled Cheese, or French Fries fit the bill nicely. And next time, when you drink, when you get nice and schnockered , towards the end alternate every drink with a glass of water. :) 68K's liberated: 4 68Ks adopted to loving homes: 2 PowerMacs adopted: 1
SpaceBoy Full Member USA 631 Posts	Posted - 27 Jan 2003 : 13:08:13 Man, where were you on Saturday night?! I could'a used this... :-) SpaceBoy <still waiting for his new 40-gig PowerBook drive> Official MLA Raconteur AppleBASIC FOREVER! TiBook G4/500, "Difference Engine" PowerMac 6500/275 Performa 6400/180 3x PowerMac 7600/132 SE/30 32/250, "Wang" PB 1400/133 PB 180/33 PMac 7100/G3-266 Quadra 950, "HAL 9000" Newton 120, "PADD"
Clinton Full Member USA 700 Posts	Posted - 27 Jan 2003 : 14:58:23 another thing you need to do is to eat a lot of sugar, as in honey before going to sleep. drink lotsa water, a glass after every drink you take, and then take a vial of Royal Jelly (get it at a specialty shop) It tastes like crap, so drink it if you are really goddamn roaring drunk. anyway, happy boozing CCC Lieutennant Commander (Pronounced Leftennant) 68k Macs Rescued: 2 Pluses, a 512KE, a Classic II, a Q650, a Q660AV, and a MacII Contraband rescued: Power Computing PowerBase 200, a PM 8600/300, and a PM8500/180 Apple //s rescued: Apple //e
oldmacman Full Member USA 713 Posts	Posted - 27 Jan 2003 : 20:05:52 Either that, or you could NOT GET DRUNK IN THE FIRST PLACE! It's stupid and pointless to get drunk. It's the quickest way to get rid of your inhibitions so you do thoughtless and potentially harmful things to yourself and other people. Official 68kMLA Music and NeXT Expert Macs Liberated: SE (2), LC, IIsi, PB 145b, Quadra 700 (2), LC 575, 6100 (2), PB 5300, PowerMac 5400/200, Performa 6400/180 PCs liberated from Windoze: 3
cory5412 68KMLA Comrade-in-Arms USA 4679 Posts	Posted - 27 Jan 2003 : 21:22:59 I'll just do what oldmacman says... I'm only 15 soon anyway Official 68k videographer
Clinton Full Member USA 700 Posts	Posted - 27 Jan 2003 : 23:23:05 I've never been drunk, and never want to, but wine with family takes a toll on me sometimes, even when I dont get drunk. I eat more chocolate with wine now, and thus I dont get hangover symptoms. Red wine is the killer on your head, but very good for your heart in moderation. CCC Lieutennant Commander (Pronounced Leftennant) 68k Macs Rescued: 2 Pluses, a 512KE, a Classic II, a Q650, a Q660AV, and a MacII Contraband rescued: Power Computing PowerBase 200, a PM 8600/300, and a PM8500/180 Apple //s rescued: Apple //e
Flash Full Member Australia 637 Posts	Posted - 28 Jan 2003 : 00:48:19 Good ol' H2O, couldn't agree more Kady. evening ossifer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am" 68k ParaMedic
Flash Full Member Australia 637 Posts	Posted - 28 Jan 2003 : 00:48:31 oops, double posting Edited by - Flash on 28 Jan 2003 00:50:32
~Coxy Leader, Tactical Ops Unit Australia 2822 Posts	Posted - 28 Jan 2003 : 04:46:55 ~Coxy's hangover cure?: Take a large glass, and fill it about three-quarters of the way with milk, and add a raw egg. Add honey, for energy. Add tomato juice, for fructose. Add cinnamon, for extra kick. Then take the whole glass, and pour it down the sink. If you were smart enough to do that, then you can't be feeling that bad, after all! ~Coxy - Leader, Tactical Operations Unit Mayor of NuBus City v3.0
Marchie Chaplain USA 911 Posts	Posted - 28 Jan 2003 : 11:53:52 I'm with the Old man! Why get drunk? Americans get drunk more than anyone else in the world, and for why? Probably because their families never taught them to drink responsibly while they were teenagers, like most of Europe does. Granted, being fed ice cubes dipped in single malt Scotch since before I could walk, and large (Scottish) family weddings since I was an early teenager has led me to be able to down several pints of Guinness before I could be considered "drunk" as such... Why get drunk? Drink Responsibly. ~Marchie ~Chaplain Marchie Admin of The WonderLAN ~~"We are all Mad here"~~
oldmacman Full Member USA 713 Posts	Posted - 28 Jan 2003 : 14:25:36 It's the Macs that are old, not me. I'm 16. Official 68kMLA Music and NeXT Expert Macs Liberated: SE (2), LC, IIsi, PB 145b, Quadra 700 (2), LC 575, 6100 (2), PB 5300, PowerMac 5400/200, Performa 6400/180 PCs liberated from Windoze: 3
Kady Mae Junior Member USA 261 Posts	Posted - 28 Jan 2003 : 14:46:26 Well, of course the solution is not to get that schnockered to begin with. I have about 1 drink a month. (My mother died of cirrosis, so I'm not really much for drinking.) But, upon occasion, you will do too much, and it's good to know what to do to make yourself feel a bit better. And never drink and drive. If you're feeling tipsy it will be at least 90 minutes before you're safe. If you're feeling good and properly drunk, it's at least 3 hours. Better to get a lecture or be late than kill somebody or go to jail. 68K's liberated: 4 68Ks adopted to loving homes: 2 PowerMacs adopted: 1

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