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The software box said I needed "Windows© 95 or Better" so I bought a Mac.

INTEL INSIDE: The worlds most widely used warning label.

To see tomorrow's PC, look at today's Macintosh.
-- BYTE Magazine

"Never ask a man what sort of computer he drives. If it's a Mac, he'll tell
you. If not, why embarrass him?"
-- Tom Clancy

DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and
millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million
machines in use wordwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that
cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do
not denote a higher life form.
-- New York Times, November 26, 1991

I don't do .INI, .BAT, .DLL or .SYS files. I don't assign apps to files. I
don't configure Peripherals or networks before using them. I have a
computer to do all that. I have a Macintosh, not a hobby.
-- Fritz Anderson

"Usually Mac users are able to solve most of their problems without any
help from us."
-- BellSouth ISP Tech Support

Customer: "I'm running Windows© '98."
Tech Support: "Yes."
Customer: "My computer isn't working now."
Tech Support: "Yes, you said that."
-- Pete Zimowski

Windows© 98(n) - 32-bit extensions and graphical shell for a 16-bit patch
to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor,
written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.

Mac users often swear by their Macs, whereas PC users often swear at their PCs.

"If you need this kind of efficiency in your life, you should get a
computer. The computer to have is a "DOS" computer ("DOS" is an acronym,
meaning "ROM"). The other kind of computer is the Apple, which I do not
recommend, because it is a wuss-o-rama new-age computer that you basically
just plug in and use. This means you don't get to participate in the most
entertaining aspects of computer owning, which is trying to get the
computer to work. This is where DOS really shines. It is way beyond normal
human comprehension."
-- Dave Barry

"An ancient eastern proverb says: I complained because I had no shoes; then
I met a man who had no feet. For the 90's: I complained because I had no
PowerMac; then I met a man who used Windows."
-- Cloyce Sutton

Meade's law: A PC user will dissipate between 20% and 40% of their time
keeping the machine running where a Mac user spends 2%.

Saying Windows 95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks
like Jesus and believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki, Apple Fellow

Marchie, I think, said he had a java script for displaying quotes.

imho, a big page of quotes is a waste of space, it's been done to death.

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