Sorry to point this out to you, Boredom, but the actual lyrics are:
"A bridge outside of Moose Jaw spans a mighty river.
Farmers cross in so much fear, their stomachs are a-quiver,
'Cause they know that Tractor Jack is hiding in the bay!
I'll jump the bridge and knock 'em cold and sail off with their hay!
(For those of you who aren't Canadian, or who aren't completely insane like Boredom and me, the quote is from a song called "The Last Saskatchewan Pirate" by the Arrogant Worms. Another band called Captain Tractor also did a cover of this song, and did it very well.)
(Oh, and if you haven't heard any Arrogant Worms, go find some! My all-time favourite has got to be "Mounted Animal Nature Trail," though "Canada Is Really Big" also has a special place in my heart - it was my first intro to the band!)
GORDOOM
Commander, Academic Operations Reserve
(University of Toronto, St. George Campus)
total Macs liberated: 22
(as of June 5, 2002)
"...the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do."