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danamania
Official 68k Muse
Australia
1193 Posts |
Posted - 14 Sep 2002 : 01:47:38
Juxtaposition of thoughts for the day...68040s have the nice little purple ceramic casing... my bathroom needs retiling... wonder where I could source about fifteen thousand 040s :) dana Quadra 605 Obsessions
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maclover5
LC Doctor/Hot Rodder
Australia
5830 Posts |
Posted - 14 Sep 2002 : 02:30:45
HAR!™iWish maniac. iReally do. Methinks you'd have better luck finding some of them Pentium IIs...sounds like you need something pretty big@$$!!!! (Also, if you had them running, you'd save $$$ on not having to buy a heater...) -------------------------- "I keep my friends close, but I keep my enemies closer" - Unkown Warrior maclover5 68k Macintosh Liberation Army Number of 68ks Liberated: 6
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danamania
Official 68k Muse
Australia
1193 Posts |
Posted - 14 Sep 2002 : 04:15:44
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(Also, if you had them running, you'd save $$$ on not having to buy a heater...)
Ooooh you've touched on something I like :D. There are quite a few luxury features in some big & elaborate homes, and most of them are kinda kitschy (electric curtain openers or other kinda things) but a friend of mine from school lived in a house with heated bathroom floors and walls. oooooh warm tiles! iWant! and 'course, water-cooling is just too easy! dana Quadra 605 Obsessions
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maclover5
LC Doctor/Hot Rodder
Australia
5830 Posts |
Posted - 14 Sep 2002 : 04:22:07
And of course, when you turn on these Pentiums, you'd also need to make sure that the fans and heatsinks had definately been removed, to improve heat production. -------------------------- "I keep my friends close, but I keep my enemies closer" - Unkown Warrior maclover5 68k Macintosh Liberation Army Number of 68ks Liberated: 6
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vanman2004
Starting Member
USA
33 Posts |
Posted - 14 Sep 2002 : 05:52:44
ROFL. That little plastic casing is pretty nice.____________________________________ Weapons Expert VanMan2004 68k Macintosh Liberation Army Number of 68ks Liberated: 15.5 |
~Coxy
Leader, Tactical Ops Unit
Australia
2822 Posts |
Posted - 14 Sep 2002 : 06:09:15
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wonder where I could source about fifteen thousand 040s :)
Motorola. No, seriously! I bet that they still sell them, say in large quantities a few bucks US, that's only $30-60 K AUS for tiles! ~Coxy - Leader, Tactical Operations Unit Mayor of NuBus City v3.0
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Stryder
Junior Member
USA
382 Posts |
Posted - 14 Sep 2002 : 06:27:45
Processors for tiles,.......you could use old cd-roms to make a mirror,.............what else that's not organic could you recycle in the bathroom?"One slip and down the hole we fall" Check out the new forum on the block at: http://www22.brinkster.com/originalstryder/db/ |
Trash80toG-4
NIGHT STALKER
USA
2899 Posts |
Posted - 14 Sep 2002 : 10:20:37
Welcome back lil'miss muse! It is indeed a pleasure to wake oncee more to the pleasure of a Saturday morning's maniacal missive!I'd suggest that you have your legions of fans mail 68LC040's to convenient locations on each continent for packing and transhipment. Whatever you do tho, you need to bash the freakin' things well with the other side of your ball peen hammer, firmly embedding the pins into the underlayment. Turtle-turned DIP's on the shop floor are plenty bad enough, but collecting a an inconveniently placed PGA from the floor for eventual replacement with the bottom of ones foot . . . . . . well, it best be avoided in any case . . . but adding the complication of dealing with a fallen tile in the morning or the middle of the night whilst on the way to relieve bladder pressure (or worse) . . . jt ™. Trash Hauler: call sign: eight-ball C.O. AC-130H SpecOps 68kMLAAF Edited by - Trash80toG-4 on 14 Sep 2002 10:25:13 |
danamania
Official 68k Muse
Australia
1193 Posts |
Posted - 14 Sep 2002 : 10:34:23
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Welcome back lil'miss muse! It is indeed a pleasure to wake oncee more to the pleasure of a Saturday morning's maniacal missive!I'd suggest that you have your legions of fans mail 68LC040's to convenient locations on each continent for packing and transhipment.
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Whatever you do tho, you need to bash the freakin' things well with the other side of your ball peen hammer, firmly embedding the pins into the underlayment. Turtle-turned DIP's on the shop floor are plenty bad enough, but collecting a an inconveniently placed PGA from the floor for eventual replacement with the bottom of ones foot . . . . . . well, it best be avoided in any case . . . but adding the complication of dealing with a fallen tile in the morning or the middle of the night whilst on the way to relieve bladder pressure (or worse) . . .
buffer overrun errors indeed... I've had a long row of dip pins embedded in my skin just recently. One small stab with one of those pins, and it's not too bad - but puncturing about 6 holes all at once in the skin of your hand HURTS, and takes disproportionately longer to heal! dana Quadra 605 Obsessions
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tmtomh
Junior Member
USA
172 Posts |
Posted - 14 Sep 2002 : 10:54:52
quote: I'd suggest that you have your legions of fans mail 68LC040's to convenient locations on each continent for packing and transhipment.
Sure, the 'LC040s would be cheaper initially, but if you spend a little extra up front and tile your bathroom with full '040s you can get ready for work in the morning an average of 40% faster. No rank Permanent 68k roommates: Q605 full '040 36/1.2G/enet/7.6.1-NetBSD dual-boot SE/30 FPU 20/500/enet/A/UX Edited by - tmtomh on 14 Sep 2002 10:55:29 |
Trash80toG-4
NIGHT STALKER
USA
2899 Posts |
Posted - 14 Sep 2002 : 11:11:31
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buffer overrun errors indeed...
HAR!™ . . . memory leak? . . . core dump? jt ™. Trash Hauler: call sign: eight-ball C.O. AC-130H SpecOps 68kMLAAF |
danamania
Official 68k Muse
Australia
1193 Posts |
Posted - 14 Sep 2002 : 11:23:04
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buffer overrun errors indeed...
HAR!� . . . memory leak? . . . core dump?
POS Computers data streaming wipe your HD flush the cache (and put the seat down after you leave) dana Quadra 605 Obsessions Edited by - danamania on 14 Sep 2002 11:29:06
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danamania
Official 68k Muse
Australia
1193 Posts |
Posted - 14 Sep 2002 : 11:26:55
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Sure, the 'LC040s would be cheaper initially, but if you spend a little extra up front and tile your bathroom with full '040s you can get ready for work in the morning an average of 40% faster.
Do I then work 40% quicker and get home 40% sooner? (perhaps earning 40% less :P) dana Quadra 605 Obsessions
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Trash80toG-4
NIGHT STALKER
USA
2899 Posts |
Posted - 14 Sep 2002 : 11:30:09
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[quote]POS Computers streaming data HD wiping cache flushing (and put the seat down after you leave)
I/O error corrupted data unimplemented trap. . . welcome back, maniac!!!!!!!!!!! jt ™. Trash Hauler: call sign: eight-ball C.O. AC-130H SpecOps 68kMLAAF |
maclover5
LC Doctor/Hot Rodder
Australia
5830 Posts |
Posted - 14 Sep 2002 : 15:10:30
Data collision Bad burn-------------------------- "I keep my friends close, but I keep my enemies closer" - Unkown Warrior maclover5 68k Macintosh Liberation Army Number of 68ks Liberated: 6
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Trash80toG-4
NIGHT STALKER
USA
2899 Posts |
Posted - 14 Sep 2002 : 15:30:38
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Data collision Bad burn
saturated network . . .jt ™. Trash Hauler: call sign: eight-ball C.O. AC-130H SpecOps 68kMLAAF |
maclover5
LC Doctor/Hot Rodder
Australia
5830 Posts |
Posted - 14 Sep 2002 : 15:38:46
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saturated network . . .
Bad network wiring Full bandwidth -------------------------- "I keep my friends close, but I keep my enemies closer" - Unkown Warrior maclover5 68k Macintosh Liberation Army Number of 68ks Liberated: 6
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Trash80toG-4
NIGHT STALKER
USA
2899 Posts |
Posted - 14 Sep 2002 : 16:15:21
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Sure, the 'LC040s would be cheaper initially, but if you spend a little extra up front and tile your bathroom with full '040s you can get ready for work in the morning an average of 40% faster.
Do I then work 40% quicker and get home 40% sooner? (perhaps earning 40% less :P)
:rolleyes:40% quicker from the get go + 40% quicker in doing the work + being bright enough to spend the extra time at home= same $ + 40% more quality of life -or- 40% quicker from the get go + 40% quicker in doing the work + being an idiot= 40% more money + NO LIFE or you could be completely erratic at absolutely everything + being an idiot= NO $ + NO LIFE = ME!!!! (on sabbatical ATM between lives right now anyway!) =8-/ jt ™. Trash Hauler: call sign: eight-ball C.O. AC-130H SpecOps 68kMLAAF |
maclover5
LC Doctor/Hot Rodder
Australia
5830 Posts |
Posted - 14 Sep 2002 : 16:50:27
No $$$ + No life also = me, as well. -------------------------- "I keep my friends close, but I keep my enemies closer" - Unkown Warrior maclover5 68k Macintosh Liberation Army Number of 68ks Liberated: 6
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Trash80toG-4
NIGHT STALKER
USA
2899 Posts |
Posted - 14 Sep 2002 : 16:55:32
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No $$$ + No life also = me, as well.
maybe you think so now . . .go dry behind your ears and enjoy life, kiddo! jt ™. Trash Hauler: call sign: eight-ball C.O. AC-130H SpecOps 68kMLAAF |
maclover5
LC Doctor/Hot Rodder
Australia
5830 Posts |
Posted - 14 Sep 2002 : 21:21:39
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go dry behind your ears and enjoy life, kiddo!
ENJOY LIFE???? Impossible, my friend. It is a law of physics that a certain MLA member in the Southern Hemisphere, MUST, at all costs, go through hell for at least 2 years of his life. -------------------------- "I keep my friends close, but I keep my enemies closer" - Unkown Warrior maclover5 68k Macintosh Liberation Army Number of 68ks Liberated: 6
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cory5412
68KMLA Comrade-in-Arms
USA
4679 Posts |
Posted - 14 Sep 2002 : 21:50:09
.ME Glad I live in the northern hemisphere!!!Official 68k videographer |
shaktiman
Senior Member
United Kingdom
1226 Posts |
Posted - 14 Sep 2002 : 22:16:41
Following the thread of humour,Getting input & output confused can cause terribblle problems, & I already posted in reply to cine about the extra cd drive & the strange hilarity about removing my floppy & adding a hard one. Yes I am sure Motorola will still be selling it's 68040 Though then with the work ethic you may wish for the 68060's which would be twice as fast as the 040's(efficiency taken into account?) so you would get more work done? no but if you 68040 your bathroom somone is bound to go 1 better to 68060 theirs. now u may well pick up 68000's which u may well get for a song, although I cannot really advocate using 68k's as bathroom tiles, You could start producing your own"virtual hacks" become a reality computers. Also I heard a story about someone trying to make a 68k computer that used 8 68000's. shaktiman Quadra 840av 128MB ram 2MB vram cd drive(caddy),1 caddy!:-)1.44 floppy drive,inject :-(1.2 gig drive 2 monitors 15" & 14" os 8.1 56k modem Stylewriter 1200 Zodiac speakers Umax 1220s scanner 3 year old son! |
boredomconquersall
Full Member
Canada
613 Posts |
Posted - 15 Sep 2002 : 16:37:00
virus detected data output may be corrupted. warning! too much data output causing a stack overflow! please try again later (after your spouse has fixed the overflow error)another part you could reuse in a bathroom is one of those huge hard drive platters from the 60's as a toilete seat! colder than usual, but think of the contact your bumm will make with the thing if you have a metal hip! THNX "does youing go moo?!"
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Clinton
Full Member
USA
700 Posts |
Posted - 15 Sep 2002 : 22:58:01
humor: downloading into the wetware network... too much data causing a bottleneck, network traffic backing up REBOOT! REBOOT! stack overload causing packet overflow CCC
Lieutennant Commander (Pronounced LEFTENNANT, dangitt) Protector of the abandonned toastermacs 68k Macs Rescued: 2 Pluses, a 512KE, a Classic II, and a Quadra 650 Contraband rescued: Power Computing PowerBase 200, and a PowerMac 8600/300 |
shaktiman
Senior Member
United Kingdom
1226 Posts |
Posted - 17 Sep 2002 : 14:22:58
co........... I really don't know wether 2 dare to post this,
command period? (will non brits get this one?) buzzing the pram? Terminator? terminator 2?? little Arnold shwatzrtzerrrr nagers in our macs? but hey WTF is the x-box? is it for when Mr Gates swears? cars have odd names(named after porn mags a lot of them), but computers? Quadra- fairly good this one a computer using an 040 cpu. Performa? Apple inverted brackets!!!!!!!!! har har har har.... but what a classic Amiga, all the sad lonly computer geek males can now have a girlfriend? Walmart?
sells walls? Quicki mart(from Simpsons) sells quicki's? Chipping Barnet? means market Barnet but y? I've seen bigger markets at the insect zoo. shaktiman Quadra 840av 128MB ram 2MB vram cd drive(caddy),1 caddy!:-)1.44 floppy drive,inject :-(1.2 gig drive 2 monitors 15" & 14" os 8.1 56k modem Stylewriter 1200 Zodiac speakers Umax 1220s scanner 3 year old son! |