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MacMoose
Junior Member


USA
176 Posts
Posted - 12 Sep 2002 :  06:00:13
Grow-Your-Own Penis: Soon a Reality?

http://health.discovery.com/news/afp/20020909/penis.html

Not pr0n, but funny and interesting none the less.

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danamania
Official 68k Muse


Australia
1193 Posts
Posted - 12 Sep 2002 :  06:28:49
quote:

Grow-Your-Own Penis: Soon a Reality?

I hear half the population have already done this...

:)

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catsdorule
Senior Member


Canada
1627 Posts
Posted - 12 Sep 2002 :  06:39:44
Wierd

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Trash80toG-4
NIGHT STALKER


USA
2899 Posts
Posted - 12 Sep 2002 :  08:37:11
quote:

quote:

Grow-Your-Own Penis: Soon a Reality?

I hear half the population have already done this...

:)



I don't understand . . . the numbers just don't add up . . . if it's such a big deal for half the world market to grow, maintain and make use of a bigger thingamajig to cause 87.63% of the world's spam, why don't i ever see the other half of the population targeted with spam about how to achieve a tighter whatchamacallit?

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candyPunk
Full Member


USA
856 Posts
Posted - 12 Sep 2002 :  08:47:07
quote:

I don't understand . . . the numbers just don't add up . . . if it's such a big deal for half the world market to grow, maintain and make use of a bigger thingamajig to cause 87.63% of the world's spam, why don't i ever see the other half of the population targeted with spam about how to achieve a tighter whatchamacallit?


Because you can get that through simple excercises...


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MacMoose
Junior Member


USA
176 Posts
Posted - 12 Sep 2002 :  09:03:11
quote:

What do these scientists say at cocktail parties?

Scientist 1: So, Phil, how goes that penis research?

Scientist 2: It's a little hard, Jack, but that rabbit sure does like it.

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shaktiman
Senior Member


United Kingdom
1226 Posts
Posted - 12 Sep 2002 :  11:23:41
Bigger penis stuff has been about for ages.

Men are teased about the size of there penis & so are liable to fall prey to such advertising.

the peni I have seen as in the pics they show just look abnormal, then again so can the real thing.

I honestly don't think that women would be impressed by this.

I implore any man that has considered it to "steer well clear"

I also understand there to be nasty side effects, yes worse onse that continually getting the thing jammed in doors cos it sticks out more.

Steer clear & ignore.

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cinemafia
Guerrilla Recon Leader


USA
2965 Posts
Posted - 12 Sep 2002 :  13:19:42
quote:
. . . if it's such a big deal for half the world market to grow, maintain and make use of a bigger thingamajig to cause 87.63% of the world's spam, why don't i ever see the other half of the population targeted with spam about how to achieve a tighter whatchamacallit?

Actually, here in L.A. the local trade mags and other popular print 'zines are overflowing with half-page spreads for "minimally-invasive, microsurgical vaginal sculpturing". :rolleyes:

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maclover5
LC Doctor/Hot Rodder


Australia
5830 Posts
Posted - 12 Sep 2002 :  14:20:03
quote:

Bigger penis stuff has been about for ages.

Men are teased about the size of there penis & so are liable to fall prey to such advertising.

the peni I have seen as in the pics they show just look abnormal, then again so can the real thing.

I honestly don't think that women would be impressed by this.

I implore any man that has considered it to "steer well clear"

I also understand there to be nasty side effects, yes worse onse that continually getting the thing jammed in doors cos it sticks out more.

Steer clear & ignore.

shaktiman

Quadra 840av 128MB ram 2MB vram cd drive(caddy),1 caddy!:-)1.44 floppy drive,inject :-(1.2 gig drive
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Agreed. I think people should just like the way their body is already. I don't believe in having unneccessary modifications in any way, shape or form.

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Trash80toG-4
NIGHT STALKER


USA
2899 Posts
Posted - 12 Sep 2002 :  17:07:07
:rolleyes: *sighs*

silly wordchoices for biological I/O connectors + = JOKE!!!!

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danamania
Official 68k Muse


Australia
1193 Posts
Posted - 12 Sep 2002 :  17:16:08
quote:

if it's such a big deal for half the world market to grow, maintain and make use of a bigger thingamajig to cause 87.63% of the world's spam, why don't i ever see the other half of the population targeted with spam about how to achieve a tighter whatchamacallit?

not to mention implants! chin, nose, cheek, abs, pecs, breasts, forearms, thigh and calf ones already - what's left?! :D

(sounds like a menu at KFC...)

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maclover5
LC Doctor/Hot Rodder


Australia
5830 Posts
Posted - 12 Sep 2002 :  18:13:30
quote:

:rolleyes: *sighs*

silly wordchoices for biological I/O connectors + = JOKE!!!!

jt .
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Hmm....plug in...insertation error...PowerBook Duo...Dock....male and female connectors...

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Trash80toG-4
NIGHT STALKER


USA
2899 Posts
Posted - 12 Sep 2002 :  19:53:38
quote:

quote:

if it's such a big deal for half the world market to grow, maintain and make use of a bigger thingamajig to cause 87.63% of the world's spam, why don't i ever see the other half of the population targeted with spam about how to achieve a tighter whatchamacallit?

not to mention implants! chin, nose, cheek, abs, pecs, breasts, forearms, thigh and calf ones already - what's left?! :D

(sounds like a menu at KFC...)


Rubber Chicken circuit?

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Clinton
Full Member


USA
700 Posts
Posted - 12 Sep 2002 :  22:28:45
quote:

quote:

if it's such a big deal for half the world market to grow, maintain and make use of a bigger thingamajig to cause 87.63% of the world's spam, why don't i ever see the other half of the population targeted with spam about how to achieve a tighter whatchamacallit?

not to mention implants! chin, nose, cheek, abs, pecs, breasts, forearms, thigh and calf ones already - what's left?! :D

(sounds like a menu at KFC...)

dana

Quadra 605 Obsessions


Well Hell, this is LA, the person insecure about their looks capital of the world.
really though, I get about 14 emails a day about enlarging your I/O connector to 12" in length, with full on pics of people that cannot get their hands around it, but on the other hand, I get emails about increasing my cup size (Being Male, I have no use for these emails) naturally with herbal bulldookie.
anyway
may LA be the Plastic Surgery Capitol of the world :)
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