I am at wits end.
I started maybe around 8 PM. It is now 5 AM. I have not slept. I have not showered.
I have been attempting to install Mac OS 9 onto this machine for the past 9 god damn hours.
The errors are varied and plentiful. The earliest such one is that we can't find, or can't open, or otherwise use the magical and illustrious "Installation Tome". When I put the CD into my G5 and run the installer in classic mode, it can make a full install of OS 9 with no problem. Put it in the 7200 and for some reason Mr. Installation Tome vanishes. F*** you, Installation Tome.
I ripped the disc and burned another copy of it. Still the same error. So I ripped the disc on the 7200 using Disk Copy booted off a ZIP disk, and then installed from the freaking disk image. No installation tome. So I ripped out the 8x drive and put a 24x drive. HOLY S*** THE INSTALLATION TOME WORKS OMFG ITS THE END OF THE WORLD. WTF.
OMFG OS 9 ACTUALLY INSTALLED. Let's reboot. FREEZE. No extensions, boots fine. Boot it again with extensions - fine, what the f***????? Put in a CD. FREEZE. Eject the cd - it goddamn unfreezes! Rip out the 24x and put in the 8x - NO MORE FREEZING. Let's run the OS 9.1 update. Type -199 error. F*** that. Let's try a different disc. Yeah, it runs, and installs halfway, and then decides it can't find the folder named "Mac OS 9". Reboot. Freeze. Reboot again. No freeze WTF????? Copy the 9.1 update to the hard drive. ERROR -127 WTF. Reboot and copy again. No error. It starts to copy. It's almost done. Almost there. THE WHOLE THING CRASHES TO A BLANK SCREEN WITH A BLANK MENU BAR AND I WANT TO KILL MYSELF.
I have already ripped out every PCI card including the Sonnet card, I ripped out the cache, I ripped out all the RAM except for one 128 MB stick and yes it's the right refresh and it's the right stick and it worked fine in a 7300 and yes it's not EDO so why the goddamn bloody f***ing hell will this 7200 not cooperate with me. I checked the media of the hard drive. It's a 1.2 GB SCSI drive. The media is fine. I tried taking off the scsi zip drive. it made no difference.
I want to grind up the 7200 motherboard into a fine powder and snort it. Then I want to crush the case with a steamroller and then burn the pieces and then snort that too.
I want to cry now. What a night of pure hell.
I just don't understand why this machine is so absolutely positively f***ed up.
I started maybe around 8 PM. It is now 5 AM. I have not slept. I have not showered.
I have been attempting to install Mac OS 9 onto this machine for the past 9 god damn hours.
The errors are varied and plentiful. The earliest such one is that we can't find, or can't open, or otherwise use the magical and illustrious "Installation Tome". When I put the CD into my G5 and run the installer in classic mode, it can make a full install of OS 9 with no problem. Put it in the 7200 and for some reason Mr. Installation Tome vanishes. F*** you, Installation Tome.
I ripped the disc and burned another copy of it. Still the same error. So I ripped the disc on the 7200 using Disk Copy booted off a ZIP disk, and then installed from the freaking disk image. No installation tome. So I ripped out the 8x drive and put a 24x drive. HOLY S*** THE INSTALLATION TOME WORKS OMFG ITS THE END OF THE WORLD. WTF.
OMFG OS 9 ACTUALLY INSTALLED. Let's reboot. FREEZE. No extensions, boots fine. Boot it again with extensions - fine, what the f***????? Put in a CD. FREEZE. Eject the cd - it goddamn unfreezes! Rip out the 24x and put in the 8x - NO MORE FREEZING. Let's run the OS 9.1 update. Type -199 error. F*** that. Let's try a different disc. Yeah, it runs, and installs halfway, and then decides it can't find the folder named "Mac OS 9". Reboot. Freeze. Reboot again. No freeze WTF????? Copy the 9.1 update to the hard drive. ERROR -127 WTF. Reboot and copy again. No error. It starts to copy. It's almost done. Almost there. THE WHOLE THING CRASHES TO A BLANK SCREEN WITH A BLANK MENU BAR AND I WANT TO KILL MYSELF.
I have already ripped out every PCI card including the Sonnet card, I ripped out the cache, I ripped out all the RAM except for one 128 MB stick and yes it's the right refresh and it's the right stick and it worked fine in a 7300 and yes it's not EDO so why the goddamn bloody f***ing hell will this 7200 not cooperate with me. I checked the media of the hard drive. It's a 1.2 GB SCSI drive. The media is fine. I tried taking off the scsi zip drive. it made no difference.
I want to grind up the 7200 motherboard into a fine powder and snort it. Then I want to crush the case with a steamroller and then burn the pieces and then snort that too.
I want to cry now. What a night of pure hell.
I just don't understand why this machine is so absolutely positively f***ed up.



