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512k that's been microwaved

Bunsen

Admin-Witchfinder-General
This would have been so much cooler if he'd microwaved the plastics and rebuilt a working Mac into them.

Hey now ...

 

phreakout

Well-known member
In the words of Tom Servo and Crow from MST3K, "Ugh! That's disgusting! I'm gonna......This is worse than seven!"

73s de Phreakout. :rambo:

 

LCGuy

LC Doctor/Hot Rodder
What a lovely piece of toxic waste. And I do mean waste. Not only is it a waste of a 512k....but with the molten plastic, damaged CRT and all, having that thing around can't be healthy. They say its "perfect for your home or office"...I sure as hell wouldn't want it anywhere in my home.

 

Gorgonops

Moderator
Staff member
I would second the opinion that having that thing in your house and breathing deeply around it wouldn't be a great idea.

Looking at the video I'm somewhat puzzled about what their justification is for claiming this was the "first Macintosh 512k off the production line". No evidence is put forward to support that. (I'm guessing they mistook the "M0001" model number for a serial number.) Further, the unit is in terrible shape even before it's microwaved. It's filthy, yellowed, and the CRT is de-laminating. I'm sure it came out of an electronics recycling bin. From that point of view I suppose you can't really claim that microwaving it was a "waste" of anything, but... I also fail to see the "art" here. At best it's a "performance piece". Once the microwaving is over it's just scrap. (And it's not even an interesting performance. It smokes a little then catches fire. A time-lapse in a regular oven would be more interesting as you'd probably at least get some melting before the flames start. At the very least work out some way to have the machine running with something on its screen as it's nuked. Loser.)

Maybe after the next Fourth of July I can eBay my used sparklers for fifty grand. "Display proudly and imagine the brilliant display... that stopped once they were no longer on fire."

 

Quadraman

Well-known member
I sent him a message correcting some of his errors. Let's see if he allows it to be displayed publicly and what his response is.

 

aftermac

Well-known member
I'm not entirely convinced this guy is terribly concerned with the historical accuracy of the listing.

 

Quadraman

Well-known member
I wonder if he would be concerned about the toxic fumes that thing is likely to be emitting? I think ebay would have something to say about that. Maybe someone should report it. }:)

 

Green78II

Well-known member
Maybe someone should buy it put a small deposit down, then say they want to do local pickup and then set the seller straight. I agree on reporting the item.

 

Quadraman

Well-known member
I know he doesn't care about the historical accuracy of the listing, it's just fun to mess with people sometimes. }:) :lol:

 
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