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mypojam
Junior Member


Malaysia
192 Posts		 Posted - 25 Jun 2003 :  05:56:51
i'm currently selling any internal parts of my body (liver, etc)
please give me your offer. email or pm me.

i'm selling it because i don't use it too much and
i need the extra money to get the G5.

thanks for your interest!
p/s: i'm a healthy person. i don't smoke and do drugs.
so i guess that is a bonus character to my internal body parts.

edit - i don't smoke or do drugs.

Edited by - mypojam on 25 Jun 2003 23:56:41
Flash
Full Member


Australia
637 Posts		 Posted - 25 Jun 2003 :  06:00:27
I'm selling my left testicle. Good condition, hardly been used, it's been garaged for most of it's life and has only had one lady owner. Serious offers only.

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mypojam
Junior Member


Malaysia
192 Posts		 Posted - 25 Jun 2003 :  06:02:47
dude, i'm serious too. someone please make a generous offer.
i still need my testicles though...

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maclover5
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Australia
5830 Posts		 Posted - 25 Jun 2003 :  07:10:13
I have a copule of testicles, very low kms, never driven, always garaged, one lady owner, and run like a brand new HSV. However, i still need 'em, just in case.

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Ivory Coast
1006 Posts		 Posted - 25 Jun 2003 :  07:23:45
I'll pass.

I prefer factory direct shipments from above, pre-installed with a lifetime warranty.

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Christophillis
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USA
688 Posts		 Posted - 25 Jun 2003 :  07:43:44
One word for you:

Ebay

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USA
4679 Posts		 Posted - 25 Jun 2003 :  13:33:57
I'll sell my nose for $10,000

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Fedorenko
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Australia
463 Posts		 Posted - 25 Jun 2003 :  22:29:50
Just sell your soul, that way you arnt loosing any testicles...

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USA
4679 Posts		 Posted - 25 Jun 2003 :  22:45:41
heh... but then you can't ENJOY your G5!!! all yo ucan do is "jsut sit there" idling at it until you have work to do...

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USA
155 Posts		 Posted - 25 Jun 2003 :  22:58:25
A local DJ got a vasectomy on the air and tried to auction the leftovers. He auctioned them as a Keychain but someone alerted ebay and they pulled it. It was for charity too.

http://www.russmartin.com

He does pretty well, he owns a harley, Mach-5 (as in Speed Racer) , and BatMobile. He's also working on a second BatMobile.

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One word for you:

Ebay

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mypojam
Junior Member


Malaysia
192 Posts		 Posted - 25 Jun 2003 :  22:59:27
if anyone knows someone(rich) who needs body parts, pm me please.
thanks for the interest. i see most of the members here don't really use their testicles. too bad.

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mypojam
Junior Member


Malaysia
192 Posts		 Posted - 25 Jun 2003 :  23:54:33
quote:

heh... but then you can't ENJOY your G5!!! all yo ucan do is "jsut sit there" idling at it until you have work to do...

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selling your soul... how much do you think it would sell ?

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boredomconquersall
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Canada
613 Posts		 Posted - 26 Jun 2003 :  14:44:42
I've seen souls go on Ebay for several thousand dollars with a good pitch. hehehhee.


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Fedorenko
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Australia
463 Posts		 Posted - 26 Jun 2003 :  16:13:21
How much does it cost to list items on eBay. For 7000 dollars, my soul is gone....

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USA
4679 Posts		 Posted - 26 Jun 2003 :  20:11:49
LOL... make it 7000 USD though you'll get more for the USD than the AUD iThink.

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Fedorenko
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Australia
463 Posts		 Posted - 26 Jun 2003 :  20:26:59
Yeh, Im a bit converned about the PAF though. Hey mom, I have sold my sould on the internet.....

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USA
4679 Posts		 Posted - 26 Jun 2003 :  20:30:29
we could try to sell "nothing" on eBay!!!

or AIM screen names

or DotTK domains!

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Fedorenko
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Australia
463 Posts		 Posted - 26 Jun 2003 :  20:38:36
or land on mars we have no control over..

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4679 Posts		 Posted - 26 Jun 2003 :  21:02:50
what? you get money for landing on mars??? COOL!!!

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Fedorenko
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Australia
463 Posts		 Posted - 26 Jun 2003 :  21:23:42
Sell mars, 1m^2 for 1000 dollars, one at a time.

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4679 Posts		 Posted - 26 Jun 2003 :  21:45:43
COOL!!! except why dont' we keep mars for ourselves and use it as the MLA HQ?

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maclover5
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Australia
5830 Posts		 Posted - 26 Jun 2003 :  23:11:59
Anyone remember the "Computer" that once got sold on ebay? No specs or description or anything, just that it's a "Computer."

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USA
4679 Posts		 Posted - 26 Jun 2003 :  23:20:01
nope... but I remember the iMac that had the "pretty lady" in the picture!

"flower power never looked good before this" (hehehe)

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Australia
5830 Posts		 Posted - 26 Jun 2003 :  23:22:58
Ah yes, that's the true Mac SE/x. (get it?)

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Ivory Coast
1006 Posts		 Posted - 26 Jun 2003 :  23:28:17
Get the goverment to sell space on the moon, we are closer to it than Mars.

See people go crazy over moon property.

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USA
156 Posts		 Posted - 27 Jun 2003 :  14:01:36
iThink the moon is considered international territory... Let's claim part of it for ourselves before space travel gets big.
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Unknown_K
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USA
602 Posts		 Posted - 27 Jun 2003 :  16:43:19
quote:

A local DJ got a vasectomy on the air and tried to auction the leftovers. He auctioned them as a Keychain but someone alerted ebay and they pulled it. It was for charity too.

http://www.russmartin.com

He does pretty well, he owns a harley, Mach-5 (as in Speed Racer) , and BatMobile. He's also working on a second BatMobile.

quote:

One word for you:

Ebay

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What leftovers? I thaught they just cut the two tubes and sown them up so nothing can travel out anymore. they dont actually remove anything important do they?

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maclover5
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Australia
5830 Posts		 Posted - 27 Jun 2003 :  18:46:00
Linkage?

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mypojam
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Malaysia
192 Posts		 Posted - 27 Jun 2003 :  22:11:56
isn't anyone gonna give me an offer ?


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mypojam
Junior Member


Malaysia
192 Posts		 Posted - 27 Jun 2003 :  22:14:57
anyway, i seriously lacking money
(isn't everyone is ?)

damnit. money always the problem..


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cory5412
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USA
4679 Posts		 Posted - 27 Jun 2003 :  22:20:32
I'm sorry... none of us can afford to buy your body parts at the moment... and quite frankly, I believe that I speak for most of the MLA when I say this also...

we don't want your body parts!!

EEW that would be gross!!!!

If you want a G5... well theyre not actually here until this august so you better start saving now and maybe you'll get lucky they start at $2000 USD for a single 1.6 GHz model (iThink)

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mypojam
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Malaysia
192 Posts		 Posted - 27 Jun 2003 :  22:36:24
i know about the price.
i need to get a f-kin job!
but someone said my face is like, well, someone you can't count on. and i think i am!

anyway, maybe i register to ebay!
i just got the idea that some gangsters are there and their rich chief are hurt/needs a body part.
and he can't go to the hospital because of criminal involvement.
you know that kind of thing.

or maybe i watched too much tv ?

there's this case in singapore where someone needs a heart.
or is it heart ? i forgot. anyway, i would love to sell it to her,
but my religion forbids selling body part.(isn't every?)
and i'm not religious. damn.


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USA
4679 Posts		 Posted - 27 Jun 2003 :  22:44:32
ahh... one of the jobless MLAers I see why you're trying to sell body parts then Maybe you could get a job working for a factory that makes macs Many old apple mouses I've seen were made in malaysia :-\

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mypojam
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Malaysia
192 Posts		 Posted - 27 Jun 2003 :  22:52:19
thanks for the idea man!
yes, check your apple pro mouse.
it says malaysia there right ?

you guys are importing our mouse.
and that's a good thing for malaysia!!

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mypojam
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Malaysia
192 Posts		 Posted - 27 Jun 2003 :  22:53:13
however i don't understand 1 thing.
if it's built here, whe the hell is it so expensive ?

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4679 Posts		 Posted - 27 Jun 2003 :  22:58:12
well just the keyboards and mouse I've seen are build in malaysia...and then there've been more built in China I've seen...


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mypojam
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Malaysia
192 Posts		 Posted - 27 Jun 2003 :  23:05:20
due to the lower cost, most manufacturers turn to china.
but sometimes this would lower the quality.
and quality comes with a price.
and then i complain the high price of the G5.
hehe, i am an idiot.

anyway, it suck to see manufacturers turn to china,
lower quality, and less bussiness for malaysia =P.
i have seen this change even in the audio industry.
more audio companies are turning to china.
i belive mackie turn to china.
and now, china have their own mixers, call magkie.
i'm not kidding!! my lecturer told me. damn.

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mypojam
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Malaysia
192 Posts		 Posted - 27 Jun 2003 :  23:06:39
quote:

I'm sorry... none of us can afford to buy your body parts at the moment...

who said it's that expensive ?
or maybe we can trade for some of your pre G3s..
hehehe. what a deal.

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4679 Posts		 Posted - 27 Jun 2003 :  23:25:44
so... my 7300 might buy your... ??

no thanks...

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Australia
5830 Posts		 Posted - 28 Jun 2003 :  06:31:24
quote:

i need to get a f-kin job!

So do i! I need a digicam, an iPod, a car! And, finally, an AlBook!

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516 Posts		 Posted - 28 Jun 2003 :  12:34:27
Vanderbilt medical school in Nashville Tennessee will buy testicles for $50,000 each to be used in the med school or for studies... not a bad deal, and you can get more than one G5 from that

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