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CircuitBored
@joshc I'm thinking 7, 9, X, and a wildcard Linux distro for the maximum silliness...
Phipli
What base logicboard does it have? What is the closest Apple machine?
CircuitBored
@Phipli The LB is essentially a 9500 with a PCI bridge providing four of the six PCI slots instead of doing it properly. Besides that and the second CPU socket (only usable with official SuperMac P-series CPUs, which are stupidly rare) there are only a handful of minor differences. PCI cards with bridge chips do not work in the lower slots, which I am currently trying to hack my way around.
400Mhz Sonnet G3
512MB RAM
ATI Rage Pro 128 (with VRAM extension)
Gigabit ethernet
USB 2.0 card (hopefully to be replaced by a USB/FW combo card)
SII3112 SATA
IDE interface
High-speed DVD-RW drive
Dual booting OS 9.2.2 for actual use and OS X Tiger for silliness' sake