orange you glad you're undyingly infinite
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luRaichu
wthww
Why not Clarence? 
obsolete
The function is already named Clarence, naturally. It will return wombat if it executes without error.
Boctor
I was hoping to use modern C++ to make a function that returns a tuple of several variants, all of which either hold a Clarence, an Orange, or a Wombat.