I'm looking over the board at serious magnification - DRC checks, test pads show no components bridging - it's a manufacturing issue. Nothing is connecting anything incorrectly. If it were a component, that'd be understandable, but this is a board level defect with the internal layers. If you cut the bridge connecting the ground planes, the rest of the board has no issues, its just the rear I/O - i'm going to totally re-do the cutout areas, just in case, and make them intersect stuff. I may relocate some of the filters by 39.6875uM just to make them clear the 'split' just right.